Maxsy’s Blog: 2011

The Mermaid Theory

It is often cited that the legend of mermaids sprang when sailors who were out at sea for days, in a state of delusion would begin mistaking the graceful manatee for mermaids. Maybe the sight of something even remotely effeminate, made them plain horny. Or maybe breathing the salty sea winds for days on end could make anyone hallucinate enough to mistake a manatee for a mermaid. I guess when it comes to water anything goes, for eg. if toy submarines can be mistaken for lake monsters then what is so absurd about sex starved men believing that manatees were in fact mermaids?

That brings me to the title of the post, 'The Mermaid Theory'. The similarly named episode from one of my favorite shows How I Met Your Mother, has sex-addict bachelor Barney explain to his married friend Marshall, that every woman has a mermaid clock. When a guy befriends a girl, the mermaid clock starts ticking. And however repugnant a girl seems initially, there reaches a point in their friendship when the girl turns from manatee (repugnant) to mermaid (desirable). Marshall who has always found his company secretary loathsome, one day walks into her office to find her turned into a mermaid.

When I heard this theory, it reminded me of the tale of the Princess and the Frog, which could be interpreted on similar lines. The frog who was an ugly, despicable creature turned into a Prince with just a kiss from the Princess. So does it mean that there comes a point in relationships between men and women that platonic love stops being platonic? Whether this works more in the case of men or women I cannot say for sure but I am certain that a lot of this theory does hold true.

"My own story goes like this. When I went to college, the first day of class I went and sat next to the most nerdy looking guy in class. He wore the thickest glasses. He was shy, nice, nervous, helpful - the opposite of what I considered 'my type' of a guy to be. After spending many hours with him in class, and on team projects I started getting the feeling that maybe he is not that uninteresting. It was one day during one of the last lectures, when he tried blocking my path playfully, I realized all weak-kneed that the frog had indeed turned into a Prince." Source: Here

~Boring Days, No School
~Smokes All Around Me
~Watching Series Like Hell
~Source: Here

Total Lunar Eclipse Visible To Maldives

Jawish Hameed: As I had mentioned in a post sometime ago, there is a total lunar eclipse taking place on 15th June 2011 and it will be visible in the Maldives. The (nearly) full Moon on the night will go very dark and undergo dramatic color changes.

The lunar eclipse taking place on 15th June will be a central eclipse, with the Moon passing through the center of the Earth's shadow, which will make the Moon appear very dark during the umbral (total) phase. Moreover, with the umbral phase lasting 100 minutes, this eclipse is among the longest eclipses that we will be seeing this century! By comparison, the longest lunar eclipse of this century happening on 27th July 2018 will be central and 103 minutes long (which, Maldives will be able to see in totality as well!).

The penumbral phase of the eclipse starts at 10:25 PM and partial eclipse starts at 11:23 PM on 15th June. The Moon will loose its bright white color and slowly turn into a reddish/orangish color during this period. Total eclipse begins at 12:22 AM of the next day, 16th June. The whole Moon will be very dark and will likely appear a coppery red color for the 1 hour 40 minutes that the total phase lasts. Mid eclipse is reached at 1:13 AM and the eclipse ends at 4:01 AM on 16th June.

The weather forecast is looking promising with only very little rain predicted. Hopefully there will be clear skies for the whole night. Unlike for solar eclipses, you will be able to view it directly with the naked eye. If you are a photographer, you might want to get your gear out and ready!

There is another lunar eclipse that will be visible in the Maldives taking place at the end of the year on 10 December 2011. That eclipse starts at 4:34 PM and reaches mid eclipse at 7:32 PM, which doesn't make for as good viewing as the one this month.

~More Info : Here & Here!
~Source: Here
~Was In Gonuts With Yuchew, LD (-:

Happy Two Year Anniversary

On this special day,

Best wishes go to you,

That this wonderful love you share,

Lasts your lifetime through.

Happy anniversary to you my Love.

Nothing in this world could ever be as wonderful as

The love you’ve given me. Love you alot Laalaa (: Umwa ♥

~Happy Two Year Anniversary LaaLaa

~Anniversary Without A Rose

~Economics Time To Date With Adam Smith

~Jack's Gone :-(

5 Easy Ways To Break Up

There are millions of unhappy men in the world who are looking for 5 easy ways to break up with their girlfriend.

"Its not you, it's me." This is a classic and it is great coming from guys because historically it was a line that cheating housewives used to dump naive husbands. This line is good if you genuinely do not want to hurt a girls feelings. Just tell her that you have changed and it is nothing she has done wrong and it's all down to you. She will happily go along with it because this easy way to break up with your girlfriend casts you in the role of villain.

"I need some space." Some girlfriends cramp your style and before you know it they takeover your apartment and run off all of your friends. This line is for those control freaks who tell you how to dress and what deodorant to use. Just stop your girlfriend when she is in the middle of barking orders at you and let her know it's over because you need your space. She will get angry and storm out which makes it a really easy way to break up.

"I cannot see you any more because I am gay." This is a line you should really save for girlfriends who live out of town. It is a very easy to break up a long distance romance. It leaves your girlfriend with no hope for a reconciliation and you can be sure she will tell no one because she will not want everyone to think that she was the woman who turned you gay.

"I am in love with someone else." This is a cruel but easy way to break up with a girlfriend that you simply do not like any more. It may lead to some tears and a few smashed vases but it avoids long conversations and subtle hints. It is better to end it quickly because if you try to be quiet and moody as a way of getting the message across it could take her years to realize that you are through with her.

"Have a friend tell her she is dumped." This is an easy to way to break up and to get revenge on a girlfriend who has previously hurt you. Ideally have your friend inform her of your decision in a public place so that all of her friends will hear about it. If you want to mix it up you could also text one of her friends and ask them to tell her. That would save you the trouble of opening your mouth and is a very quick and easy way to break up with your girlfriend.

~Third way was used by Kai YuEn It was successful (-:

~Was In Gonuts

~Exams Really is a Big Headache

How To Hide Files In JPEG Pictures

Hide File in Picture

In order to accomplish this task, you will need to have either WinZip or WinRAR installed on your computer. You can download either of these two off the Internet and use them without having to pay anything. Here are the steps for creating your hidden stash:

Create a folder on your hard drive, i.e. C:\Test and put in all of the files that you want to hide into that folder. Also, place the image that you will be using to hide the files in.
Now select all of the files that you want to hide, right-click on them, and choose the option to add them to a compressed ZIP or RAR file. Only select the files you want to hide, not the picture. Name it whatever you want, i,e. “Hidden.rar”
Now you should have a folder that looks something like this with files, a JPG image, and a compressed archive
Now here’s the fun part! Click on Start, and then click on Run. Type in “CMD” without the quotes and press Enter. You should now see the command prompt window open. Type in “CD \” to get to the root directory. Then type CD and the directory name that you created, i.e. “CD Test“. If you dont know Here is a screenshot.
Now type in the following line: “copy /b DSC06578.JPG + Hidden.rar DSC06578.jpg” and press Enter. Do not use the quotes. You should get a response like this. Here is a screenshot.
To view these files you can open the image file with Winrar.

~Boring Days

~Smoke Smoke & Nothing Else

~Group Studies With Milly, Anke, Nahu!

Happy Birthday LaaLaa

Each year your birthday reminds me

That I really want to say

I’m very glad I know you;

I think of you each day.

I hope you enjoy your birthday,

All the pleasures it has in store,

And because I Love you,

I hope you have many more!

Happy Birthday LaaLaa!

~Gave Her A Music Album & A Bear

~Birthday Celebrated Without A Rose (-:

~Had A Wonderful Time With You In StairCase ^_^

Vivaz Pro

Today I bought a new phone because my old phone is nothing like a phone. Keypad was not working, Mic was not working even Display was watery. So I went to Ell Mobile to buy a new one. Before I went to Ell Mobile my decision was made to buy a Vivaz Pro U8i, but I wanted to buy a white one. "You Can't Always Get What You Want" Rolling Stones. So I bought a black one. Here are the features of this phone.

HD video phone - at a touch
Say it in words
Screen, 360x640 pixel ,16,777,216 colour 16:9 nHD touchscreen (TFT)
Memory, microSD™ (supported to 32GB), Phone memory up to 70MB
Camera, 5 MP, 2560х1920 pixels, autofocus, LED flash
3G, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth Supported
CPU 720 MHz processor, PowerVR SGX GPU
OS Symbian Series 60, 5th edition

~Went to Dinemore With Family.

~Happy Birthday To Dhumpy & Dad

~April Or The Pizza Month (-:

Exam's In The Belly

I don't have enough time to write about all the exam's but I can write in bullet form. So here it is:

Islam Paper: It was ok but first paper was difficult than the second paper. This time I wont get three marks by writing "Kahfaaraa" as a answer like in the unit test because there are no repeated question's.
Dhivehi Paper: Funniest paper ever. It was all about " Ai Theyri Masaikai" I never knew what was it about. Some were laughing as soon as they saw it because they took the wrong meaning. Anyways paper was ok.
Economics: Seriously Economic & Adam Smith sucks big time! Why the hell is real income and disposal income not the same. Law is much easier than you </3
Law: Well done this paper was fantastic I was all around the class. Copying is sharing & caring.
Accounting: Accounting was no fun at all. I cant even balance my life how the hell can I balance a Balance Sheet. But Shilpooh Rules.
Business: This paper is much cooler and it's cooler than my business teacher's tummy. But I did some simple annoying mistakes.
English: I'm getting ready for December.

~Badi Aanke's Birthday Month

~Laugling Gang Trouble

~Now Now Honey Bunny Where Are You? LOL

~It's Always About Heesla Thankolhu <3 Draw Me A Heart Eva Angelina.
~Answer's For All The Question's Are "Because I'm Adorable"

Wild Life Month

First it was about a goat, then about a crow, now parliament member Rosaina want's to kill a cockatoo . This month's starting week a goat was stolen from a boat by a council member of government running party MDP. Later in a Island called Makunudhoo a goat was molested by four man because of this president might increase the tax of goats and webcams to 200% based on demand. I asked Pohpi about the goat's rights since she is working at UNDP. She answered "It has every right to have sex with whatever animal it wants to if thats what your referring to :P The person who sexually abused it must be brutally punished! We condemn action." Later I found out a joke which was retweeting all over again on twitter which was "Police tried to question about the number of times the goat was molested, but everytime it answered " BAAAAAAVARU"" (Means: Many times in Dhivehi Language) After this two woman filed a case against each other to get a crow. According to them their crow's was stolen by each other. But Before releasing the crow it was dead. Now the famous news in Maldives is that a 19 year old boy rapes a 74 years old woman according to news she was grabbed to the beach. I think in order to control this kind of things government should punish them according to law.

~Exam was ok. Jack returns!

~Her tummy hole is already pierced with a polar bear ^_^

~Pohpi's Birthday Month

Drop Box

Dropbox was founded in 2007 by Drew Houston and Arash Ferdowsi. Frustrated by working from multiple computers, drew was inspired to create a service that would let people bring all their files anywhere, with no need to email it in attachments or having it in an external storage device. Drew created an demo of drop box and showed it to fellow MIT student Arash Ferdowsi, who dropped out with only one semester left to help make Dropbox a reality, and shortly thereafter secured seed funding from Y Combinator. Dropbox was officially launched at 2008’s TechCrunh50, an annual technology conference.

Dropbox use cloud computing to enable users to store and share files and folders with others across internet using file synchronization.

In Dropbox, there are both free and paid services, each with varying options. In comparison with similar services, Dropbox offers a relatively large number of user clients across variety of desktop and mobile operating systems. There are a total of 10 clients, including Versions from Microsoft Windows, Mac OS X, and Linux (Official and Unofficially), as well as versions for mobile devices, such as android, Windows Phone 7, iPhone, iPad and BlackBerry, and web based slient for when no local clients is installed. Dropbox uses the freemium financial model and its free service provides 2 GB of free online storage. Users who refer Dropbox to other clients can gain up to 8 GB of free storage space.

To conserve bandwidth and time, if a file in a user’s Dropbox folder is changed, Dropbox only uploads the pieces of that file that are changed when syncing. Though the desktop client has no restriction on individual file size, files uploaded via the website are limited to a maximum of 300 MB per file. To prevent free users (who get 2 GB of free storage) from creating multiple free accounts, Dropbox includes the content of the shared folders when totaling the amount of space used on the account.

There are a large number of official and unofficial Dropbox add-ons that are available, mostly created by the Dropbox community. These add-ons are both form of web services such as sendToDropbox, and desktop application such as ManDropAny. There is also a web service and browser extensions called cloudHQ for Dropbox which allow Dropbox users to synchronize Google docs with files in Dropbox storage and also to edit Dropbox documents in browser.

As a frequent user of Dropbox in everyday work, I get to have all my needed documents and stuff anywhere and whenever I want. Dropbox is a safe and secure way to share and to move with your important documents. To date I’ve got a free storage space of more than 6 GB in my Dropbox.

~Crazy Dropbox

~Jack In Male' (-: Avista Avista ^_^

~Source: Here

Whiskey Lullaby

She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette. She broke his heart he spent his whole life tryin' to forget. We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time. But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind. Until the night, He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory. Life is short but this time it was bigger Than the strength he had to get up off his knees. We found him with his face down in the pillow With a note that said I'll love her till I die And when we buried him beneath the willow The angels sang a whiskey lullaby

(Sing lullaby)

The rumors flew but nobody know how much she blamed herself. For years and years she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath. She finally drank her pain away a little at a time But she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind. Until the night, She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger And finally drank away his memory. Life is short but this time it was bigger Than the strength she had to get up off her knees. We found her with her face down in the pillow. Clinging to his picture for dear life.We laid her next to him beneath the willow. While the angels sang a whiskey lullaby

(Sing lullaby)

~Love this song <3 Too busy to update my blog.

~Yuchew Student's Choice. Laalaa Miss You

~Exam's are starting, will miss my blog & I cant update as usual.

~Hacking matter's, Sajerko sex webcam, Naphoo <3

Cheap Meter

Cheap meter is a meter which shows the level of girl's cheapness. In my life I know so many girls who acts so cheap sometimes they regret what they have done but too bad it is too cheap that they cant even share the cheap things they have done with their best buddies or with their own parents. Some people say when a girl has more than 800 or more strangers on her Facebook contact list or MSN contact list they are getting cheap or they are at the level one (10°C). Now here goes, that girl started to talk with those stranger's sharing most of the personal information like cell number, where she lives, what she is wearing at the moment etc with them. Maybe she is at level two (20°C) or three (30°C) now. Wearing short dresses and teared off clothes will make her a cheap girl too as more and more men will be interested in her or they maybe wanting to give her some pleasure. Too bad now she is at level four (40°C). Having contact with her ex-boyfriend or with some special guy from the past makes a girl cheap too & having a boyfriend already and cheating him by flirting with guys who have crush on her is also being cheap. It's level five now (50°C). Having a side sex or love affairs with a boy who have a girlfriend is much cheaper for a girl maybe, the boy is cheap too & girls who asks totally strange people for money & for recharge voucher or reload, raastas can be considered as a cheap girl, now she is at level six (60°C). The way she talks & the way she uses filth can also be measured by a cheap meter too. Taking nude pictures or having cyber sex is so cheap for a girl who uses to believe in fairy-tales. Now she is above level seven (70°C). Then the worst scenario is totally strange people will come and touch her body while she is walking on the streets for them she will be labelled as "Cheap Girl". They may even act that they are in love and they may take her to a room as soon as she gets in the room the stranger will tell "Pull down your pants, & I don't care if you don't even have a fever LOL" Then the girl will say "OMG I lost my virginity". Now thats been super cheap ~ level ten (100°C). Now it's time to buy some abortion pills. "BOMB BLOWS TADA" Now it's too late that she can't be a cheap girl but a cheap mummy.

~Now when all is done, There is nothing to say.

~Facebook Sex. I wanna put my face between your ( . ) ( . ) then I wanna use my :P to lick your {} then put my 8==D in your {} then in your :O then I will finish by 8==D<< on your :)

~Badi Yoonus Habeeb Didi what a weird name, Saja Returns & Freaking Maths Paper (-:

~Maldives won again & the best part is I dont give a damn about it, Met Real Yum.

~Source: Here , Grammar Check: Mikkobabe </3

How To Get A Girlfriend On Facebook

Step 1: Find her in your friends list, if not add her. (If she is not accepting your friend request, this probably won't work)
Step 2: Send a message revealing your feelings. Example: Duck Girl Gabier I want to touch you & make you all mine. I love you & I wish to touch your bits with my bits.
Step 3: Await response
Step 4 (If good response): Duck Girl Gabier or the girl would reply saying Oh my god love I wanted you to be mine from the start. Lets have some fun <3
Step 4 (If bad response): If Duck Girl Gabier or the girl says God Damn WTF is wrong with you then you should send the same message which was mentioned in Step 2 to 5 or 10 girls on your friend list.
Step 5 (If bad response): Wait 30 Minutes or 1 Hour & Make a status update informing your friends like this. " Apologies to my dear friends for the creepy messages, someone accessed my account"

~Firefox 4 about to Hit 5 million downloads with 671 downloads from Maldives
~13B Trouble LOL & Chatted with Wild Merchow

~If Facebook existed 400 years ago this might happen (-: Click Here To View
~New Zealand is the only country which has internet access. Click Here To View
~Tell them what I hoped would be Impossible, You have gone and so effortlessly (-:

Yuchew's Double Trouble

Yesterday what happen was, I went to install Windows 7 in Yuchew's computer. I went up to Petral Park where he was waiting for me, from there we went to his house. Then we started to find where the CD drive was. Yuchew couldn't find it. After a while I asked him if he hadn't played a CD before, he said yes he never used CD's before & he always uses USB's or CARD's. At last we found where to put the CD but unluckily the eject button wasn't working so I took a look at the computer. As I did, I found out that the CD drive power cable was not connected to the computer. So we started our search for a screw driver to open up the CPU. And again to our dismay we found out that there was no screw driver in the entire house so never the less we tried to open it with a fork. But it wouldn't open up so we tried again with a knife but no we failed to do it again. So we got a little help from his sister and brought a few screw driers from another house. While I was there his two little brother were in a fight. As soon as his sister brought what I needed we started to open up the computer. What had happen was that they had connected the cable to one hard drive and split the same cable to connect it to the CD drive's port but the cable was too short to be connected to both of them at the same time. Then Yuchew told me to unplug the cable from the hard drive first and then install Windows 7 on the computer and then connect it to the hard drive again, but we can't do that now can we? Windows or anything else can't be saved on the computer if there is no hard drive connected. Because of that we had to keep the computer as it was. I was laughing like hell. I came home & he went to meet his girlfriend Pohti to Social Center. I cant even forget this funny incident ever.

~Yumko was having some fun with Shahuleen LOL

~Got Yuchew's Facebook Backup (-:

~Mid-Term Breaks & Business results was 80 not 18 (-:

~Credits : Shortty

Star Birthday

Eva Angelina (born on March 14, 1985) is a former American pornographic actress and adult model. She began her career at 18 and has won several industry awards, including the 2008 AVN Award for Best Actress (Video). Angelina was born in Orange County, California. She is of Cuban, Chinese, English and Irish descent. She has said that she came from a "very wealthy" background, but that changed when she turned thirteen; her family "pretty much lost everything". She knew from an early age she wanted to enter the adult film business, as she started shooting her own porn films at age 14 using her parents' Handi-Cam. ~Happy Birthday Eva Angelina (-: My Favorite Porn Star.

~All The Missions Finished & Completed

~Stop Pretending You Bitch & Misses Pinky <3

~This Picture Freaks Me Out: Click To View

Thoughts With Japan

On December 26, 2004, when the Indian Ocean tsunami hit the Maldives, the capital Male' did not face substantial damages due to the protective seawall constructed around it by the Japanese. Japan constructed the seawall as a grant after a strange storm surge hit Male in 1987 causing flooding.

Photo of the seawall around Male reduced the impact of the 2004 Tsunami Here.

On 11 March 2011 as several regions of Japan are reeling from an 8.9 magnitude Earthquake and a Tsunami, with waves rising higher than 10 meters in some areas, our thoughts and prayers are with the Japanese people. We also extend our sympathy to all other countries and islands in the Pacific region which may be affected by this Tsunami. For live updates and information on this Earthquake and Tsunami visit The Guardian’s Japan Earthquake – Live Updates Page.

~Operation Corporate is still going on (-: & My system is dead fan is not working properly.
~ Saja Boobs haven't changed even a little bit, Miss LaaLaa <3
~Teached Yuchew how to use magic O_O
~Tiution at Shilpooh's house (-: ~ Source: Here

Operation Corporate

Yesterday something weird just happened. Students of CHSE (Centre for Higher Secondary Education, Male' Maldives) got a SMS from their school. Message says: "Dear Parents & Students, Due to certain reasons parent teacher meeting which was scheduled today has been postponed to 13th March 2011. Call 3326518" but yesterday actually there was Parent Teacher Meeting at 8:00pm. According to CHSE they did not send any SMS & they have given students a further red notice before the incidence that they wont be using SMS system for any information exchange. But my question is Who is to blame? Who has to take responsibility? Management or Whoever did that or Dhiraagu. What kind of a person might do a such thing like this to ruin Maldives future education? No wonder technology is powerful than anything. So please take some action against this matter. Here is something from past I would like to share with you all "According to the Management of CHSE the students have always complained that the rules in the school are not strict enough so they have decided to introduce some new rules. In the past students in CHSE were not allowed to come to school with facial hair. Now according to the new rules they also have to shave their Armpit, Nose hairs and Pubic hair. When coming for Extra classes students are now required to wear a special Underwear called "Activity Underwear" Which has a CHSE logo on the backside and a smiley face on the Front Side. In addition to this girls are also required to wear the "Activity Bra" when coming for extra Classes. These activity underwear are only supposed to be used inside the school and you should not be caught wearing them outside school."

~Centi Meter Fun , Profile.com Our Future Big WaterMelon & Was at Gonuts with Yoochu, Mikkobabe, Lahba, Suhail, CodeSlayer, Ld & Thunbo (:
~Operation Corporate & Boobie-Show-Doo-Game LoL

Truth Behind Mystery

Even until very recently it is often that people experience “Kandu-Mathi Elhun” in our country. Because we inhabit in tiny islands surrounded by the waters and for centuries we have traveled and fished in these sea’s, it is likely that our ancestors will have a taboo explanation for it. But whats surprising is that from those times to even until today the story of “Kandu-Mathi Elhun” have been the same.

They describe the event as a cause of the devil. The dhoani would be surrounded by a group of fluorescent green glowing lights in the sea. They believe it’s the first sign of danger. The brighter the lights glow the closer they are being at risk. So the dhoani tries to move further and further away from the lights eventually going around in circles until it looses it’s direction. Then follows a series of unconditional salt water rain and sightings of corpses and tombstones floating by the water. Which I believe can be just hallucinations which is natural to occur when people are extremely frightened.

Having personally experienced this phenomenon on my trip. I found it very interesting and did some further research to see what “actually” is happening.

“What we experience is called “Milky seas”. It is a condition on the open ocean where large areas of seawater are filled with bio-luminescent bacteria, causing the ocean to glow an eerie blue at night. The condition has been present in mariner’s tales for centuries. But even until recently it has not been rigorously documented. There have been 235 documented sightings of milky seas since 1915 - mostly in the north-western Indian Ocean and near Indonesia.”

The “milk sea” in a composite satellite image, and the region of the Indian Ocean off the coast of Somalia where it was spotted by the Defense Meteorological Satellite Program.

~Source: Here
~Mingling with Dhivehi project & Had a neck crack
~Happy Womens Day! Its the 100th year since celebrating womens day! XD

Totally Suck Shirts

It have been a long time since I wanted to print something unique on a T-Shirt. So yesterday, I asked a friend of mine who is Mikkobabe how to do it. He gave me some instructions. I went to Island Art with Yuchew & bought two T-Shirts ( Black & Orange Color). Then again we went to Round One Bookshop to buy some Iron Transfer Paper or what ever people used to call it. Then we went to park and ate lots of Pickfine. Around 8pm I came home and again I called Mikkobabe to ask which side do I have to print on that paper and he told me about it. I printed it and ironed the first T-Shirt I did it correctly but I forgot to cut the unwanted white outline. Then here goes the second one, I accidently ironed on the print without any smooth paper. I wanted again to retry because I never give up on things that easily. So, again I went and bought two T-Shirts ( Black) & Iron Papers. As soon as I came home, I gave the printouts to my sister to cut off the unwanted white outline. This time I ironed T-Shirt by keeping printed side front some how I felt kind a sticky so when I looked the color was faded. There goes the third one. I was so idiotic and again I ironed the fourth T-Shirt same way as before. Now that's the end. But I wore the third one today until it got faded away. But still I'm planing to give it a try again.

~T-Shirts really do sucks some times.

~Was in Gonuts with Yuchew, Mikkobabe, Lahba & Someone

Little Jealous

"That stalker ruined my life but I don't know why maybe he/she is fucking jealous about me". That's some valuable words used by most of the people around here. But my question is why is that stalker jealous about you? Are you a really important person or Are you fond of your own self? "I think your insane your too proud of yourself & your such a selfish thing". "Why the hell I would be proud of myself I just love myself". There goes a good reasoning. Jealousy keeps us under a sense of discouraging frustration and disappointment. It makes us gloomy. It is such a depressing feeling that we cannot tell about it to even our best friends nor can we contain it within ourselves. Consequently, it leaves us with an inconvenience of a peculiar misery and if allowed to grow unchecked beyond a limit, it works like a slow poison to our healthy nature. There are two kind of jealousy. One is the feeling of being threatened by a rival in a romantic relationship or losing something of value to another person which happens to be yours already & the other one is lot like envy. If someone is jealous at you, my advice is to take revenge show them how it feels like. Like the way Shrek did to that weird Lord Farquaad who tried to ruin Sherk's life. Sometimes in life you should be selfish you can't make everyone around you happy, so be selfish. If your jealous about someone you should stop comparing yourself with others. Think, god created us perfectly. Maybe she has big boobs and you have a tiny one why to compare? She has same life as you don't she? If all are same, same colored what will be the different, there wont be any change. Without any difference what's the purpose of life. Last advice is to have patience and believe in yourself. No one is lucky or unlucky every time in life so wait for the correct timing to eat that fortune cookie.

~Talked reality with Mermaid two days before.

~Architecture is worse than I really thought.

Trying To Change

"They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." Andy Warhol. Maybe he is right some people are better when they change their self. I think I need a change too. Its just I cant believe some stuffs that happens to me. Life is like a dream to me but sometimes I feel like Why me? Why does it hurt always? Why am I always fucking worried about stuffs? Other's are living happy but why me? Why it has to be me who always is struggling about things? Maybe I need to stop hitting myself. Some people say come on move on things are pretty good in this world maybe god gave you a second chance to change your whole life. I did so many things in my life that I wanna regret but thats old me. The funny part is, if you try to make a change those memories will hunt you down. In real life a person has to say goodbye to many things whenever time comes or you might be in this dream forever. But maybe if you or me believe in Andy Warhol, Mike Myers and the people who have done so much in their life time maybe you can change while copying from them. "People may say bad things about you but you must never say bad things about yourself." Mike Myers. So please think about your life, other's life. Grab a beer enjoy your life like Bob Marley. " If you wanna see things that's impossible just take a look at it upside down" Maxsie.

~Saw that big picture & talked after so many day's
~Corporate SMS

Tummy & Sari

Today at school our business teacher had changed. Her leg had been hurt somehow and so we had to go to room six for the class. Some of my classmates ditched that lesson, but I went. I sat down and started to play Tic Tac Toe with Mona Lisa. As soon as we finished Mojo shouted "Miss Bandu Feyney O_O " and the whole class burst out laughing. She was wearing the Indian Traditional Sari. Everybody kept on laughing until one minute. As she was an Indian she didnt know what he had said and she asked us what happen.Then I said "Mojo told everyone that its feeling hot here". But she knew that Mojo said something to insult her and she told us that she would not continue the lesson until we tell her what he really said. After an awkward silence of five minutes I told the teacher "Miss he was talking about your tummy, it could be seen thats why"

Then she started shouting at us. She asked us if we wanted to change the teacher & she lectured us about respecting elders. She even asked us if we say these kind of things to our mothers. As she continued to shout I asked Mojo to apologize to her. She saw me saying something to Mojo and got angry. She shouted at me asking what I had told him. I kept silent and she kept on giving the lecture until the lesson time was up. After the lesson Me & Mojo waited and she gave a good lecture to Mojo.

~Women have a weak Heart

~Miss you Laalaa <3

~Credits: Shortty

Bobishh You More

Hi everyone "Bobishh" was a word made by me once to bully Tuin (Serjerko) it means:

Meaning One: Between love,like and hate its between friends

Meaning Two: When a baby wants to have more milk ie: Bobishh more (When mummy says: Breast feed you more)

Meaning Three: After wedding night she and her husband bobishhed more O.o satisfied example. Mr.Hippo and Miss.Kangaroo had sex and said he said near her ears bobishh you more.

~Miss serjerko specially when we have weird conversations, when your mad at me & also my first apology letter was written to you I Bobishh & Miss you more Tuin, in meaning one <3~

~Unit tests are starting tomorrow I haven't even touched the books~

~ Saw Arabian Chick today & had captain black O_O~

Eelzaj Off

Hey blog today something really funny happened in school. Here is the story. On Valentine's day (Day before yesterday) I was sitting near Sidey in account class. Usually I never take past paper book to school with me so we both was sharing his Pastpaper. I got bored and i started writing stuffs on his past paper as it was valentine's day i wrote "eelzaj <3 suhoo". He asked me & Suddi whats the meaning of eelzaj we told it's "Fuck" in spanish. He laughed , raised his arm and danced a stupid way while sitting and shouted at Suddi "eelzaj off". He was repeating that word all the time that day. Actually Eelzaj is a name of a girl written in Upsidedown. It's "Jazlee" We used to bully Sidey by telling she is his girlfriend. Today Sidey was sitting with Laburey & he figured it out and he told Sidey about it. He was kind a mad at me but he was laughing too.

~My Account teacher shouted at me, Plus saliva was raining from his mouth :-P~

Valentine's Day

Yesterday I went to buy chocolate's with that Serpent & RB ( Ratha Balhu). We went to buy some Toblerone but our mind was like spinning hurricanes. Finally we bought a heart shaped chocolate box & came home. & Today (Valentine's Day) nothing special happened to me but to my Gay Cousin alot happened. I came from school and just slept like hell. Around 8.00pm we went to Lola to buy a rose for Sepent's girlfriend. But when we went there, his girlfriend was also there buying a rose for him hehe. Coincidence happens alot hehe. They both was hiding from each other. His girlfriend covered her face from her hijab and stepped outside form the shop as if nothing happened. After sometime Me & LD went to drop Serpent near Fuck Point (Swimming Track). Well while all those things happened I missed my girlfriend so much. Love you so much Laalaa! These days are freaking days for us hope you will understand if not I would have done so much for you Laalaa. Happy Valentine's Day Umwahx (-:

~Had freaking fun by calling Suhail using a fake number~

Life Cycle

Remember the days we used to draw a stupid Butterfly life cycle. But here is the truth. When we were young we read stories we were in wonderland. But in the end those things never happens. Mostly for those girls out there dreaming one day her prince will come to carry her or kiss her while she was sleeping, there is a little time left just leave those fancy dreams and grow up. Think when it's raining parents used to carry you when your little, to avoid you from puddles or cold. But now do they carry you? NO! Why not? You should answer that question all by yourself. Just “Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.” Just do anything you feel to do there is no morality just take your time and do something amazing out there. I bet you can feel that in no time (-:

~For me life is like a dream. I think i'm waking up from a dream to dream again~ If you cant believe just live a Upside Down life~

Freaking Hair Cut

Today supervisor gave me a "Last Warning" to cut my hair. But on last Thursday she told my hair is not long just to comb my hair in a different style. Normally some of my friends signs for me because I was playing hide & seek with that supervisor starting from last Thursday, but today there was no one who had guts to sign for me because supervisor was near the signing book. (There is a rule to sign & post the time as soon as you come to school) So I went to sign, she was there & she warned me on next Sunday if your hair is like that she will send me home & I won’t be allowed to school until I have a proper hair cut. What kind of school rule is to cut hair? What is important hair style or education? Of course education. Having a long hair or colored hair doesn't mean that he or she is a criminal or not a decent person. We need to change this morality of elders.

~If Fashion Change, We Need To Change Too

~I Hate Freaking Short Hair Styles

Toma Drawing

Today Toma drew a anime style drawing of Me & Laalaa. Before writing this post I just colored the drawing using Photoshop. Hope you will like it. Here is the original drawing. Miss You Laako <3

~Thanks Toma (Myshko) ~

Story Of A Mermaid

Once upon a time there was a mermaid she asked and I said yes after two days again she asked to make sure that I'm hers in reply I said mermaid I'm always here with you. Time passed as it always goes, day by day we both loved each other but after so much love mermaid realized we can't be together because she finally knew I cant live in underwater. I believed that I was weak and continued my journey like always.

~This is my color

Mojo Joins

Today Mojo (iHecker) joined our business tiution class & we introduced a rainbow underpants by looking at product life cycle diagram upsidedown hehe. Anyways today Maldives had it's first council election. Some of my classmates voted because they are 18 years old. Hope to vote in 2012 (-: ~ BTW Tomorrow is a holiday NO school HoOoraY!

~ Yellow Fifty Five T-Shirt Day

( I wasn't campaigning for MDP ;-) )

Happy National Day

National day is an important day to Maldives, as it is observed to celebrate the victory of Muhammad Thakurufaanu over the Portuguese in the year 1573. According to the Islamic calendar, the National Day of Maldives falls on the 1st of Rabee ul Awwal, the third month. Read to know about the story of freedom of Maldives from the colonial rule of Portuguese. In the year 1558, Portuguese attacked Maldives and killed the then Sultan of this country and established their own rule. It was later in 1573; Muhammad Thakurufaanu arrived here along with his companions and succeeded in ending the fifteen-year colonial rule. Today, as a part of National Day celebrations in Maldives, parades and root marches take place on the streets of Male, its capital city and other islands.

~ Happy National Day To You All ~

Angel Masked Devil

Last year december I wrote a post about something titled as Busted. Here is that post. Today I found out the truth behind all those things and I finally knew the person who blackmailed us. I cant mention her name here but I can describe her in someway. She was the closest person to my girlfriend and me those days, who will think she will wear a devil and a angel mask at the same time. But I sometimes wonder what did I or My girlfriend did to her to make her so mad at us. Maybe there are people who loves to live their life in a jealousness world.

"I believed you I even trusted you but now I cant even remember your name, Angel Masked Devil"~ Maxsie