There are millions of unhappy men in the world who are looking for 5 easy ways to break up with their girlfriend.
- "Its not you, it's me." This is a classic and it is great coming from guys because historically it was a line that cheating housewives used to dump naive husbands. This line is good if you genuinely do not want to hurt a girls feelings. Just tell her that you have changed and it is nothing she has done wrong and it's all down to you. She will happily go along with it because this easy way to break up with your girlfriend casts you in the role of villain.
- "I need some space." Some girlfriends cramp your style and before you know it they takeover your apartment and run off all of your friends. This line is for those control freaks who tell you how to dress and what deodorant to use. Just stop your girlfriend when she is in the middle of barking orders at you and let her know it's over because you need your space. She will get angry and storm out which makes it a really easy way to break up.
- "I cannot see you any more because I am gay." This is a line you should really save for girlfriends who live out of town. It is a very easy to break up a long distance romance. It leaves your girlfriend with no hope for a reconciliation and you can be sure she will tell no one because she will not want everyone to think that she was the woman who turned you gay.
- "I am in love with someone else." This is a cruel but easy way to break up with a girlfriend that you simply do not like any more. It may lead to some tears and a few smashed vases but it avoids long conversations and subtle hints. It is better to end it quickly because if you try to be quiet and moody as a way of getting the message across it could take her years to realize that you are through with her.
- "Have a friend tell her she is dumped." This is an easy to way to break up and to get revenge on a girlfriend who has previously hurt you. Ideally have your friend inform her of your decision in a public place so that all of her friends will hear about it. If you want to mix it up you could also text one of her friends and ask them to tell her. That would save you the trouble of opening your mouth and is a very quick and easy way to break up with your girlfriend.
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