The Mermaid Theory

It is often cited that the legend of mermaids sprang when sailors who were out at sea for days, in a state of delusion would begin mistaking the graceful manatee for mermaids. Maybe the sight of something even remotely effeminate, made them plain horny. Or maybe breathing the salty sea winds for days on end could make anyone hallucinate enough to mistake a manatee for a mermaid. I guess when it comes to water anything goes, for eg. if toy submarines can be mistaken for lake monsters then what is so absurd about sex starved men believing that manatees were in fact mermaids?

That brings me to the title of the post, 'The Mermaid Theory'.  The similarly named episode from one of my favorite shows How I Met Your Mother, has sex-addict bachelor Barney explain to his married friend Marshall, that every woman has a mermaid clock. When a guy befriends a girl, the mermaid clock starts ticking. And however repugnant a girl seems initially, there reaches a point in their friendship when the girl turns from manatee (repugnant) to mermaid (desirable). Marshall who has always found his company secretary loathsome, one day walks into her office to find her turned into a mermaid.

When I heard this theory, it reminded me of the tale of the Princess and the Frog, which could be interpreted on similar lines. The frog who was an ugly, despicable creature turned into a Prince with just a kiss from the Princess.  So does it mean that there comes a point in relationships between men and women that platonic love stops being platonic? Whether this works more in the case of men or women I cannot say for sure but I am certain that a lot of this theory does hold true.

"My own story goes like this. When I went to college, the first day of class I went and sat next to the most nerdy looking guy in class. He wore the thickest glasses. He was shy, nice, nervous, helpful - the opposite of what I considered 'my type' of a guy to be. After spending many hours with him in class, and on team projects I started getting the feeling that maybe he is not that uninteresting. It was one day during one of the last lectures, when he tried blocking my path playfully, I realized all weak-kneed that the frog had indeed turned into a Prince." Source: Here

~Boring Days, No School
~Smokes All Around Me
~Watching Series Like Hell
~Source: Here

Total Lunar Eclipse Visible To Maldives

Jawish Hameed: As I had mentioned in a post sometime ago, there is a total lunar eclipse taking place on 15th June 2011 and it will be visible in the Maldives. The (nearly) full Moon on the night will go very dark and undergo dramatic color changes.

The lunar eclipse taking place on 15th June will be a central eclipse, with the Moon passing through the center of the Earth's shadow, which will make the Moon appear very dark during the umbral (total) phase. Moreover, with the umbral phase lasting 100 minutes, this eclipse is among the longest eclipses that we will be seeing this century! By comparison, the longest lunar eclipse of this century happening on 27th July 2018 will be central and 103 minutes long (which, Maldives will be able to see in totality as well!).

The penumbral phase of the eclipse starts at 10:25 PM and partial eclipse starts at 11:23 PM on 15th June. The Moon will loose its bright white color and slowly turn into a reddish/orangish color during this period. Total eclipse begins at 12:22 AM of the next day, 16th June. The whole Moon will be very dark and will likely appear a coppery red color for the 1 hour 40 minutes that the total phase lasts. Mid eclipse is reached at 1:13 AM and the eclipse ends at 4:01 AM on 16th June.

The weather forecast is looking promising with only very little rain predicted. Hopefully there will be clear skies for the whole night. Unlike for solar eclipses, you will be able to view it directly with the naked eye. If you are a photographer, you might want to get your gear out and ready!

There is another lunar eclipse that will be visible in the Maldives taking place at the end of the year on 10 December 2011. That eclipse starts at 4:34 PM and reaches mid eclipse at 7:32 PM, which doesn't make for as good viewing as the one this month.

~More Info : Here & Here!
~Source: Here
~Was In Gonuts With Yuchew, LD (-:

Happy Two Year Anniversary

On this special day,

Best wishes go to you,

That this wonderful love you share,

Lasts your lifetime through.

Happy anniversary to you my Love.

Nothing in this world could ever be as wonderful as 

The love you’ve given me. Love you alot Laalaa (: Umwa ♥

~Happy Two Year Anniversary LaaLaa

~Anniversary Without A Rose

~Economics Time To Date With Adam Smith

~Jack's Gone :-(

5 Easy Ways To Break Up

There are millions of unhappy men in the world who are looking for 5 easy ways to break up with their girlfriend.

• "Its not you, it's me." This is a classic and it is great coming from guys because historically it was a line that cheating housewives used to dump naive husbands. This line is good if you genuinely do not want to hurt a girls feelings. Just tell her that you have changed and it is nothing she has done wrong and it's all down to you. She will happily go along with it because this easy way to break up with your girlfriend casts you in the role of villain. 

• "I need some space." Some girlfriends cramp your style and before you know it they takeover your apartment and run off all of your friends. This line is for those control freaks who tell you how to dress and what deodorant to use. Just stop your girlfriend when she is in the middle of barking orders at you and let her know it's over because you need your space. She will get angry and storm out which makes it a really easy way to break up. 

• "I cannot see you any more because I am gay." This is a line you should really save for girlfriends who live out of town. It is a very easy to break up a long distance romance. It leaves your girlfriend with no hope for a reconciliation and you can be sure she will tell no one because she will not want everyone to think that she was the woman who turned you gay. 

• "I am in love with someone else." This is a cruel but easy way to break up with a girlfriend that you simply do not like any more. It may lead to some tears and a few smashed vases but it avoids long conversations and subtle hints. It is better to end it quickly because if you try to be quiet and moody as a way of getting the message across it could take her years to realize that you are through with her.

• "Have a friend tell her she is dumped." This is an easy to way to break up and to get revenge on a girlfriend who has previously hurt you. Ideally have your friend inform her of your decision in a public place so that all of her friends will hear about it. If you want to mix it up you could also text one of her friends and ask them to tell her. That would save you the trouble of opening your mouth and is a very quick and easy way to break up with your girlfriend.

~Third way was used by Kai YuEn It was successful (-:

~Was In Gonuts

~Exams Really is a Big Headache

How To Hide Files In JPEG Pictures

Hide File in Picture

In order to accomplish this task, you will need to have either WinZip or WinRAR installed on your computer. You can download either of these two off the Internet and use them without having to pay anything. Here are the steps for creating your hidden stash:

1. Create a folder on your hard drive, i.e. C:\Test and put in all of the files that you want to hide into that folder. Also, place the image that you will be using to hide the files in.
2. Now select all of the files that you want to hide, right-click on them, and choose the option to add them to a compressed ZIP or RAR file. Only select the files you want to hide, not the picture. Name it whatever you want, i,e. “Hidden.rar”
3. Now you should have a folder that looks something like this with files, a JPG image, and a compressed archive
4. Now here’s the fun part! Click on Start, and then click on Run. Type in “CMD” without the quotes and press Enter. You should now see the command prompt window open. Type in “CD \” to get to the root directory. Then type CD and the directory name that you created, i.e. “CD Test“. If you dont know Here is a screenshot.
5. Now type in the following line: “copy /b DSC06578.JPG + Hidden.rar DSC06578.jpg” and press Enter. Do not use the quotes. You should get a response like this. Here is a screenshot.
6. To view these files you can open the image file with Winrar.

~Boring Days

~Smoke Smoke & Nothing Else

~Group Studies With Milly, Anke, Nahu!

Happy Birthday LaaLaa

Each year your birthday reminds me

That I really want to say

I’m very glad I know you;

I think of you each day.

I hope you enjoy your birthday,

All the pleasures it has in store,

And because I Love you,

I hope you have many more!

Happy Birthday LaaLaa! 

~Gave Her A Music Album & A Bear

~Birthday Celebrated Without A Rose (-:

~Had A Wonderful Time With You In StairCase ^_^

Vivaz Pro

Today I bought a new phone because my old phone is nothing like a phone. Keypad was not working, Mic was not working even Display was watery. So I went to Ell Mobile to buy a new one. Before I went to Ell Mobile my decision was made to buy a  Vivaz Pro U8i, but I wanted to buy a white one. "You Can't Always Get What You Want" Rolling Stones. So I bought a black one. Here are the features of this phone.

• HD video phone - at a touch
• Say it in words
• Screen, 360x640 pixel ,16,777,216 colour 16:9 nHD touchscreen (TFT)
• Memory, microSD™ (supported to 32GB), Phone memory up to 70MB
• Camera, 5 MP, 2560х1920 pixels, autofocus, LED flash
• 3G, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth Supported
• CPU 720 MHz processor, PowerVR SGX GPU
• OS Symbian Series 60, 5th edition

~Went to Dinemore With Family.

~Happy Birthday To Dhumpy & Dad

~April Or The Pizza Month (-:

Exam's In The Belly

I don't have enough time to write about all the exam's but I can write in bullet form. So here it is:

• Islam Paper: It was ok but first paper was difficult than the second paper. This time I wont get three marks by writing "Kahfaaraa" as a answer like in the unit test because there are no repeated question's.
• Dhivehi Paper: Funniest paper ever. It was all about " Ai Theyri Masaikai" I never knew what was it about. Some were laughing as soon as they saw it because they took the wrong meaning. Anyways paper was ok.
• Economics: Seriously Economic & Adam Smith sucks big time! Why the hell is real income and disposal income not the same. Law is much easier than you </3
• Law: Well done this paper was fantastic I was all around the class. Copying is sharing & caring.
• Accounting: Accounting was no fun at all. I cant even balance my life how the hell can I balance a Balance Sheet. But Shilpooh Rules.
• Business: This paper is much cooler and it's cooler than my business teacher's tummy. But I did some simple annoying mistakes.
• English: I'm getting ready for December.

~Badi Aanke's Birthday Month

~Laugling Gang Trouble

~Now Now Honey Bunny Where Are You? LOL

~It's Always About Heesla Thankolhu <3 Draw Me A Heart Eva Angelina.
~Answer's For All The Question's Are "Because I'm Adorable"

Wild Life Month

First it was about a goat, then about a crow, now parliament member Rosaina want's to kill a cockatoo . This month's starting week a goat was stolen from a boat by a council member of government running party MDP. Later in a Island called Makunudhoo a goat was  molested by four man because of this  president might increase the tax of goats and webcams to 200% based on demand. I asked Pohpi about the goat's rights since she is working at UNDP. She answered "It has every right to have sex with whatever animal it wants to if thats what your referring to :P The person who sexually abused it must be brutally punished! We condemn action." Later I found out a joke which was retweeting all over again on twitter which was "Police tried to question about the number of times the goat was molested, but everytime it answered " BAAAAAAVARU"" (Means: Many times in Dhivehi Language) After this two woman filed a case against each other to get a crow. According to them their crow's was stolen by each other. But Before releasing the crow it was dead. Now the famous news in Maldives is that a 19 year old boy rapes a 74 years old woman according to news she was grabbed to the beach. I think in order to control this kind of things government should punish them according to law.

~Exam was ok. Jack returns!

~Her tummy hole is already pierced with a polar bear ^_^

~Pohpi's Birthday Month

Drop Box

Dropbox was founded in 2007 by Drew Houston and Arash Ferdowsi. Frustrated by working from multiple computers, drew was inspired to create a service that would let people bring all their files anywhere, with no need to email it in attachments or having it in an external storage device.  Drew created an demo of drop box and showed it to fellow MIT student Arash Ferdowsi, who dropped out with only one semester left to help make Dropbox a reality, and shortly thereafter secured seed funding from Y Combinator. Dropbox was officially launched at 2008’s TechCrunh50, an annual technology conference.

Dropbox use cloud computing to enable users to store and share files and folders with others across internet using file synchronization.

In Dropbox, there are both free and paid services, each with varying options. In comparison with similar services, Dropbox offers a relatively large number of user clients across variety of desktop and mobile operating systems. There are a total of 10 clients, including Versions from Microsoft Windows, Mac OS X, and Linux (Official and Unofficially), as well as versions for mobile devices, such as android, Windows Phone 7, iPhone, iPad and BlackBerry, and web based slient for when no local clients is installed. Dropbox uses the freemium financial model and its free service provides 2 GB of free online storage. Users who refer Dropbox to other clients can gain up to 8 GB of free storage space.

To conserve bandwidth and time, if a file in a user’s Dropbox folder is changed, Dropbox only uploads the pieces of that file that are changed when syncing. Though the desktop client has no restriction on individual file size, files uploaded via the website are limited to a maximum of 300 MB per file. To prevent free users (who get 2 GB of free storage) from creating multiple free accounts, Dropbox includes the content of the shared folders when totaling the amount of space used on the account.

There are a large number of official and unofficial Dropbox add-ons that are available, mostly created by the Dropbox community. These add-ons are both form of web services such as sendToDropbox, and desktop application such as ManDropAny. There is also a web service and browser extensions called cloudHQ for Dropbox which allow Dropbox users to synchronize Google docs with files in Dropbox storage and also to edit Dropbox documents in browser.

As a frequent user of Dropbox in everyday work, I get to have all my needed documents and stuff anywhere and whenever I want.  Dropbox is a safe and secure way to share and to move with your important documents.  To date I’ve got a free storage space of more than 6 GB in my Dropbox.

~Crazy Dropbox

~Jack In Male' (-: Avista Avista ^_^

~Source: Here

Whiskey Lullaby

She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette. She broke his heart he spent his whole life tryin' to forget. We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time. But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind. Until the night,  He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory. Life is short but this time it was bigger Than the strength he had to get up off his knees. We found him with his face down in the pillow With a note that said I'll love her till I die And when we buried him beneath the willow The angels sang a whiskey lullaby

(Sing lullaby)

The rumors flew but nobody know how much she blamed herself. For years and years she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath. She finally drank her pain away a little at a time But she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind. Until the night, She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger And finally drank away his memory. Life is short but this time it was bigger Than the strength she had to get up off her knees. We found her with her face down in the pillow. Clinging to his picture for dear life.We laid her next to him beneath the willow. While the angels sang a whiskey lullaby

(Sing lullaby) 

~Love this song <3 Too busy to update my blog.

~Yuchew Student's Choice. Laalaa Miss You

~Exam's are starting, will miss my blog & I cant update as usual.

~Hacking matter's, Sajerko sex webcam, Naphoo <3

Cheap Meter

Cheap meter is a meter which shows the level of girl's cheapness. In my life I know so many  girls who acts so cheap sometimes they regret what they have done but too bad it is too cheap that they cant even share the cheap things they have done with their best buddies or with their own parents. Some people say when a girl has more than 800 or more strangers on her Facebook contact list or MSN contact list they are getting cheap or they are at the level one (10°C). Now here goes, that girl started to talk with those stranger's sharing most of the personal information like cell number, where she lives, what she is wearing at the moment etc with them. Maybe she is at level two (20°C) or three (30°C) now. Wearing short dresses and teared off clothes will make her a cheap girl too as more and more men will be interested in her or they maybe wanting to give her some pleasure. Too bad now she is at level four (40°C). Having contact with her ex-boyfriend or with some special guy from the past makes a girl cheap too & having a boyfriend already and cheating him by flirting with guys who have crush on her is also being cheap. It's level five now (50°C). Having a side sex or love affairs with a boy who have a girlfriend is much cheaper for a girl maybe, the boy is cheap too & girls who asks totally strange people for money & for recharge voucher or reload, raastas can be considered as a cheap girl, now she is at level six (60°C). The way she talks & the way she uses filth can also be measured by a cheap meter too. Taking nude pictures or having cyber sex is so cheap for a girl who uses to believe in  fairy-tales. Now she is above level seven (70°C). Then the worst scenario  is totally strange people will come and touch her body while she is walking on the streets for them she will be labelled as "Cheap Girl". They may even act that they are in love and they may take her to a room as soon as she gets in the room the stranger will tell "Pull down your pants, & I don't care if you don't even have a fever LOL" Then the girl will say "OMG I lost my virginity".  Now thats been super cheap ~ level ten (100°C). Now it's time to buy some abortion pills. "BOMB BLOWS TADA" Now it's too late that she can't be a cheap girl but a cheap mummy.

~Now when all is done, There is nothing to say.

~Facebook Sex. I wanna put my face between your ( . ) ( . ) then I wanna use my :P to lick your {} then put my 8==D in your {} then in your :O then I will finish by 8==D<< on your :)

~Badi Yoonus Habeeb Didi what a weird name, Saja Returns & Freaking Maths Paper (-:

~Maldives won again & the best part is I dont give a damn about it, Met Real Yum.

~Source: Here , Grammar Check: Mikkobabe </3

How To Get A Girlfriend On Facebook

Step 1: Find her in your friends list, if not add her. (If she is not accepting your friend request, this probably won't work)
Step 2: Send a message revealing your feelings. Example: Duck Girl Gabier I want to touch you & make you all mine. I love you & I wish to touch your bits with my bits.
Step 3: Await response
Step 4 (If good response): Duck Girl Gabier or the girl would reply saying Oh my god love I wanted you to be mine from the start. Lets have some fun <3
Step 4 (If bad response): If Duck Girl Gabier or the girl says God Damn WTF is wrong with you then you should send the same message which was mentioned in Step 2 to 5 or 10 girls on your friend list.
Step 5 (If bad response): Wait 30 Minutes or 1 Hour & Make a status update informing your friends like this. " Apologies to my dear friends for the creepy messages, someone accessed my account"

~Firefox 4 about to Hit 5 million downloads with 671 downloads from Maldives
~13B Trouble LOL & Chatted with Wild Merchow

~If Facebook existed 400 years ago this might happen (-: Click Here To View
~New Zealand is the only country which has internet access. Click Here To View
~Tell them what I hoped would be Impossible, You have gone and so effortlessly (-:

Yuchew's Double Trouble

Yesterday what happen was, I went to install Windows 7 in Yuchew's computer. I went up to Petral Park where he was waiting for me, from there we went to his house. Then we started to find where the CD drive was. Yuchew couldn't find it. After a while I asked him if he hadn't played a CD before, he said yes he never used CD's before & he always uses USB's or CARD's. At last we found where to put the CD but unluckily the eject button wasn't working so I took a look at the computer. As I did, I found out that the CD drive power cable was not connected to the computer. So we started our search for a screw driver to open up the CPU. And again to our dismay we found out that there was no screw driver in the entire house so never the less we tried to open it with a fork. But it wouldn't open up so we tried again with a knife but no we failed to do it again. So we got a little help from his sister and brought a few screw driers from another house. While I was there his two little brother were in a fight. As soon as his sister brought what I needed we started to open up the computer. What had happen was that they had connected the cable to one hard drive and split the same cable to connect it to the CD drive's port but the cable was too short to be connected to both of them at the same time. Then Yuchew told me to unplug the cable from the hard drive first and then install Windows 7 on the computer and then connect it to the hard drive again, but we can't do that now can we? Windows or anything else can't be saved on the computer if there is no hard drive connected. Because of that we had to keep the computer as it was. I was laughing like hell. I came home & he went to meet his girlfriend Pohti to Social Center. I cant even forget this funny incident ever.

~Yumko was having some fun with Shahuleen LOL

~Got Yuchew's Facebook Backup (-:

~Mid-Term Breaks & Business results was 80 not 18 (-:

~Credits : Shortty

Star Birthday

Eva Angelina (born on March 14, 1985) is a former American pornographic actress and adult model. She began her career at 18 and has won several industry awards, including the 2008 AVN Award for Best Actress (Video). Angelina was born in Orange County, California. She is of Cuban, Chinese, English and Irish descent. She has said that she came from a "very wealthy" background, but that changed when she turned thirteen; her family "pretty much lost everything". She knew from an early age she wanted to enter the adult film business, as she started shooting her own porn films at age 14 using her parents' Handi-Cam. ~Happy Birthday Eva Angelina (-: My Favorite Porn Star.

~All The Missions Finished & Completed

~Stop Pretending You Bitch & Misses Pinky <3

~This Picture Freaks Me Out: Click To View